Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Joel:
[reading the manual to disarm the Isaac Asmov doomsday device] Step One: It will be very enjoyable for you to separate the ocular filter coupling up from the decapacitor which is stout... and yellow sometimes." Crow, you better scan this and give me the instructions.

Crow T. Robot:
[scans for about a second] Got it!

Joel:
Oh, brother...

Crow T. Robot:
Ooookaaay. "Most very kindly, find the Lookie Switch which is nice and sitting there with green label which leaves you singing."

Joel:
I *think* I got it...

Crow T. Robot:
Okay, "Carefully disregard and do not do the very wrong thing or much confusion will result"... tell me about it... "with sparks, flowers and loud report on some models." [pause] "Glue Bat-Man to CG detail omitted for clarity"?

Joel:
This is really confusing.

Tom Servo:
Who WROTE this, Charlie Callas?

Crow T. Robot:
Hey, oh! Oh, wait, there's more! It says uhhh... "Clip red wire likes you best with firm hand and glad heart... "

Joel:
Okay, I think that oughtta do it... [it sprays him with silly string]

Crow T. Robot:
"... but first, clip the blue wire. Got you, scrawny man."