Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Mike Nelson:
[looking in book] So these are the catch-phrases I can choose from?

Crow:
Yep. Oh, here's a good one! "Kiss off, slappy!"

Mike Nelson:
Nah, that's not really me. Oh, here's one that oughta get the kids going! "We're all out of toner!"

[pause]

Mike Nelson:
[slightly unsure] Uh, "Don't run on my wet floor?"

[pause]

Mike Nelson:
[very unsure now] "Secretary... please read off the m-minutes from... "

Crow:
Oh, geez...

Tom Servo:
Pathetic! Mike, knock it off!

Mike Nelson:
Oh, Pearl's calling!

Tom Servo:
I said, cut it out, Mike!

Mike Nelson:
No, see, she is! See?

Tom Servo:
Oh, yeah, sorry!