Mystery Science Theater 30001988

[Frank is dressed as an executioner]

Dr. Forrester:
Ah, Joel. A hearty hello to you and yours. Let me say this about today's invention exchange; let them eat chocolate.

TV's Frank:
That's right Joel. Our invention this week is based on one's natural inclination to bite the heads off of chocolate bunnies.

Dr. Forrester:
That's right Frank.

[steps aside to reveal guillotine]

Dr. Forrester:
That's why we've invented the chocolate bunny guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off bunnies. Ready Mr. executioner?

TV's Frank:
Yes my liege.

Dr. Forrester:
[producing a scroll] You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine. Off with their head Frank.

[Frank cuts the string]

Dr. Forrester:
And no chocolate mess. Well, poopsies?

Tom Servo:
[crying] What about the pardon from Fanny Farmer?

Crow T. Robot:
His only crime was being born delicious!