Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Dr. Clayton Forrester:
Morrissey's going to honor us with a song, aren't you Morrissey?

Morrissey:
This is a song that I wrote in a time in my life when I was very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma": I cried last night, I died a million deaths. Thinking of your sweet face, and the way you sing. I cried inside, we lied and died. And then I cried again. I must have weep for hours... [Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank lock him in a tupperware coffin]