Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Hamlet:
That is the question.

Crow:
I'll take "To Be" for fifty, Alex.

Hamlet:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

Tom Servo:
Starring Shelly Long and Bette Midler.

Hamlet:
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them.

Mike Nelson:
Ow, my shin's right on the edge of a stair.

Hamlet:
To die... To sleep...

Crow:
That's what we're doing right now, bub.

Hamlet:
No more. And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.

Mike Nelson:
Okay, we need a predicate now.

Hamlet:
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Crow:
Especially with Ophelia, man!

Hamlet:
To die... To sleep...

Tom Servo:
To SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Crow:
Whoa! That's an old chestnut.

Hamlet:
[whispering] To sleep...

Tom Servo:
[ditto] to sleeeep...

Hamlet:
Perchance to DREAM!

Crow:
The impossible DREAM!