Mystery Science Theater 30001988

McCreedy:
If you only knew what you just did!

Kevin:
But I don't understand! What just happened?

McCreedy:
The vault... I tried to warn you... those creatures... the vault... I tried...

Crow T. Robot:
Sentence fragments... Just phrases!

McCreedy:
For thirty years I've been trying to prevent this from happening!

Kevin:
T-to prevent *what* from happening?

McCreedy:
Those creatures, why, why do you think I spent the last thirty years of my life here?

Crow T. Robot:
Low SAT's?

McCreedy:
I was keeping them from escaping... I was young when I began to work here, and the studio was busy and prosperous. [the guys start to mock McCreedy, as his voice becomes high-pitched and trembly as he speaks]

Mike Nelson:
Now I sound like Joseph Campbell!