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Daphne:
[During the long, infamous rake-fight] Go, Nick, kick his butt!

Mike Nelson:
Yeah, give him a big, rusty gash in his head, c'mon!

Crow:
Can we have a law that in the future, films have to be made by filmmakers?

Tom Servo:
[about Daphne] Is that a condom she has hanging from her blouse?

Daphne:
I'm getting so sweaty already!

Mike Nelson:
So we sent our armies to the Gulf War with garden shovels and grass rollers?

Crow:
Their garden tools make little Casio sounds!

Daphne:
Yeah, go for it!

Tom Servo:
Yeah, really, really kill him! Please!

Mike Nelson:
You know, I'd switch to the weed whacker at this point.

Crow:
Throw some Miracle-Gro in his eyes!

Tom Servo:
[Impersonating Nick] I'm gonna compost you, man...

Mike Nelson:
[yawns] All the tension. Will they water their lawn?

Tom Servo:
...wow...

Crow:
...ever?... I'll bet Nick can also field strip his rake blindfolded.

Tom Servo:
This movie's making me nostalgic for the film 'Gymkata.'

Mike Nelson:
Oh, it just happened, did you see that? The hose out-acted them.

Crow:
Yeah... Yeah I saw! Did you know that Nick went on to play... Pong in his underwear while drinking beer?

Tom Servo:
Hey, hooray! You ruptured his spleen, yay!

Mike Nelson:
Now, I'm gonna remove your thatch.

Tom Servo:
[Impersonating Kyle] Don't let them hurt my red shorts, please.

Tom Servo:
Wow, yeah.

Mike Nelson:
I could watch this forever.

Tom Servo:
Yeah.

Mike Nelson:
Do you have a feeling I probably will be?