Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Crow:
[sighs] Now, now, there, there, you did so mean to turn me on that time!

Tom Servo:
[sighs] Okay, I admit it, I turned you on on purpose, o-kaay, cause I was upset and I turned you on, so biiiig deal!

Mike Nelson:
Well now you just turned me on, can't you do anything without turning people on? It's just... I can't

Tom Servo:
Oh that's nice, coming from you, after you turned me...

Pearl Forrester:
Yooou couldn't turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerato's and Fabio in tight leather pants. [Goes all breathless and looks turned on] Ah ah, aaah, um... where-where was I? Oh, right, I'm remodeling the Great Hall, I'm putting in a conversation pit and the couch I had picked out for it came in early, so I need you guys to store it for me. Brain Guy!

Brain Guy:
Yes Madam. [Teleports couch to Mike and the 'bots]

Pearl Forrester:
And no jumping on the couch! [Cuts to Mike and the bots jumping on the couch]

Crow:
Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeee, watch you guys I'm gonna do something cool. You can see my legs, you can see my legs!

Tom Servo:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thanks Grandma Pearl! [Laughs]

Mike Nelson:
Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Woo Hoo! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [Laughs]

Pearl Forrester:
Grandma Pearl does not want you jumping on that couch! Get off, right now! Don't, don't squeeze those juice boxes on that couch! [Cuts to the guys jumping, laughing and squeezing juice all over the couch]

Pearl Forrester:
Oh, we can't have nice things! That's it, that is it! I am going to give you such a movie!

Crow:
Crow, Servo and Mike, together: We don't care!

Pearl Forrester:
Bobo. Brain Guy. Get the movie.

Brain Guy:
Huh, no! [Bobo shrieks] [the guys stop laughing and look scared]

Pearl Forrester:
[Putting gloves on] We have ways of dealing with ne'er-do-wells, who insist on jumping on our rent-to-own couches. Your movie... [Bobo runs up the the camera and shrieks again]... is called... [Removes a film reel from a chest]... Hobgoblins! [Bobo shrieks again]

Mike Nelson:
Pearl, please, whatever you're thinking, please don't! [the guys start shouting apologies, and then the movie sign alerts]