Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Tom Servo:
Yeah, talking about steaks being tough, I thought they retired mail order studs.

Joel Robinson:
Well, what would you know about being a stud?

Crow T. Robot:
The meat was better if you put that fuzzy gravy on it.

Tom Servo:
[disgusted] Oh, was that gravy?I thought the dog had been sick.

Crow T. Robot:
I've never seen spam served so many ways, especially in a jello.

Tom Servo:
[coughs] You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.

Joel Robinson:
Oh well, it looks like you enjoyed the marinade or were you just being a pig?

Crow T. Robot:
Hey, the only thing around here that's marinated is Tom.

Tom Servo:
Oh that's great. Why don't you just skip the dinner and go straight to passing out on the table?

Joel Robinson:
OK, keep it down, you two.

Crow T. Robot:
[grossed out] I don't think I can keep anything down if I have to keep looking at that dessert.

Tom Servo:
Oh, you know, forget about the pie and just read the recipe.