Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Crow T. Robot:
Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.

Tom Servo:
Oh I'm so sure.

Crow T. Robot:
No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?

Tom Servo:
Yeah.

Crow T. Robot:
He did it.

Mike Nelson:
Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?

Crow T. Robot:
Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?

Mike Nelson:
Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?

Crow T. Robot:
Yeah, I wish.

Tom Servo:
MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!

Crow T. Robot:
Mmm. Not bad.

Mike Nelson:
Crow, what is wrong with you?

Crow T. Robot:
I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.

Mike Nelson:
Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?

Crow T. Robot:
Yeah.

Mike Nelson:
And what are you doing?

Crow T. Robot:
Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?

Mike Nelson:
Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?

Crow T. Robot:
Um... no, I don't, Mike.

Tom Servo:
Oh!