Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Hugh Beaumont:
Hello boys.

Joel:
Hugh Beaumont?

Hugh Beaumont:
Oh come on, call me 'Dad'.

Joel:
Gee sir, I mean Dad, what are you doing here?

Hugh Beaumont:
Well you see boys, I'm one of the four horsemen of the apoclalyse and I come bearing a message of unholy death.

Joel:
Huh?

Hugh Beaumont:
That's right, I'm really going to give you the business, destroy you, your world, and all that you know. But first, a stern talking-to. You know, you shouldn't be so hard on that movie. A lot of people worked quite hard to bring that movie to you.

Crow T. Robot:
Gee, I guess we shouldn't be so quick to judge others then, huh.

Hugh Beaumont:
That's right, Crow.

Crow T. Robot:
He bought it, what a jerk!