Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Pearl Forrester:
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now, let's do it right so I can get to the real mad scientist stuff, like pulling the heads off monkeys.

Professor Bobo:
HEY!

Pearl Forrester:
Oh don't even.

[reads note]

Pearl Forrester:
Hmmm... Hehehe... Yes, good good good. This is a very good evil experiment. The hypothesis is is that one of you, say Servo, is given complete power and control over the others...

Tom Servo:
[dressed like a Nazi] Furthermore, all those violating marshal law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers.

Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson:
[weakly] Hooray.

Tom Servo:
And finnaly, my good people, give me all your cookies and I won't kill you!

Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson:
[weaker] Hooray.

Pearl Forrester:
...The person in charge will undoubtedly become corrupt. So, take your person in charge and fill his underwear with fire ants.

Tom Servo:
F-f-f-fire ants? I'm no longer fit to lead! I relinquish my power to Mike! I'm a private citizen! You can have your damn cookies back!

Pearl Forrester:
Ah, so we see that fire ants in the underwear can change the course of whole governments.