Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Pearl Forrester:
Okay, Nelson, time for your semi-annual check-up. So... [readies clipboard] How are you feeling these days?

Mike Nelson:
Doing very well these days, Pearl. Thank you.

Pearl Forrester:
No physical pain anywhere? No mental anguish? No vague feelings of unease? Poor sleep? Crying jags, hives, corns?

Mike Nelson:
No. Well, I was a bit upset a few days ago when I lost some shiny bottle-caps that I quite liked, but, I found 'em and ever since it's been damn good times. I'm feeling very very happy and I never felt healthier. I have a good life. Thank you!

Pearl Forrester:
*Why?* What is *wrong* with you? I work my fingers to the bone trying to make you miserable and you have the insensitivity to tell me you're *happy?*

Brain Guy:
You know, Pearl, it might behoove you to reevaluate the experiment itself. As a wise old Observer once said, to constantly repeat the same action and expect a variant reaction is surely a sign of madness. [Pearl punches him in the face]

Pearl Forrester:
Then why do you keep mouthing off to me? You get the same reaction every time.