Mystery Science Theater 30001988

TV's Frank:
Okay. Well Joel, you know if you're like me, when I think of the 70's, I think of one thing: Foosball! Woo-eeeyukaaeeee! So what we've done is taken the whole Foosball concept, and uh... We've caulked this, added water, and we've turned it into Water Polo. Woo!

Dr. Forrester:
That's right.

TV's Frank:
Yeah.

Dr. Forrester:
To provide hours of aquatic terror... Get that, Frank... with shark attacks...

TV's Frank:
I'm going to kill you! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die

Dr. Forrester:
...boat accidents, just like the kind of terror you're going to see in this film this week, Joel: The Phantom Creeps with Bela Lugosi. I've got you now, Frank.

TV's Frank:
And then after that, our main feature is called Rocket Attack USA. It's the feel-good film of the Cold War Era, a triumph of the human spirit! But now I'm going to kill you!

Dr. Forrester:
I have you now!

TV's Frank:
Die! Die! Die!

Dr. Forrester:
I just scored on you, Pauline Kale.

TV's Frank:
You are going to... Ahahah...

Dr. Forrester:
Endure the film, Joel, if you can.

TV's Frank:
I will kill you!