Mystery Science Theater 30001988

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TV's Frank:
Shh! I'm watching me on the U-View. Michelle Pfeiffer and I have just had a fabulous date. We flew over to Paris on the Concorde for a late-night dinner on the Left Bank. I drove the plane for awhile. What's happening? I'm dropping Michelle off at her place? She's motioning for me to come into her place? Yes, Frank! All right, whoo! You old dog, you. Wait a minute. What am I doing? I'm looking at my watch? I'm pulling a TV Guide out from my back pocket? I'm looking at the listings? I'm telling Michelle I can't stay 'cause I have to be home in time for "Baywatch"? What the hell are you thinking? Stupid idiot! Oh, push the button, Frank.