Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Mike Nelson:
Wow. What movie is this. nothing's happening. I think maybe we should call the Mads, what do you think?

Tom Servo:
Well, I guess I wouldn't advise it.

Crow T. Robot:
Yeah, why get them involved.

Mike Nelson:
I mean I think we should just call the Mads.

Dr. Forrester:
[Forrester is exercising and singing] Frank, I could not stop picking at that pan of lemon bars. I ate half the pan. You're so lucky, you could eat anything and not worry.

TV's Frank:
[Frank enters wearing a bathrobe and has his face covered with a beauty mask, eating ice cream, and reading a TV Guide] Oh, I would give anything to have that complexion of yours. Hey, wow! "Vicki" is on!

[Mike and the bots look shocked]

Dr. Forrester:
You know, Frank. This is exactly what I wanted to do today. Just have the whole day to ourselves.

TV's Frank:
I'm declaring this "National Our Day." Please, do not let me eat all of this.

Dr. Forrester:
Well I shouldn't.

[Looks up and notices Mike and bots are watching, then runs back to the couch]

Dr. Forrester:
Oh my god, Frank switch on a game, switch on a game!

[Crow and Tom looking open mouthed in horror. Crow's mouth is so wide that Mike closes it up]

Mike Nelson:
So, I guess we can call the Mads. You know what. I don't think we should do that again. We'll be right back.