Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Dr. Forrester:
It's time we sent you our experimental nugget this week, Joel. Now, human underarm perspiration is something that happens to everyone after they go through puberty... which, I assume, includes you, Joel.

[they chuckle]

Dr. Forrester:
When's the last time you saw a dog sweat? Larry? Erhardt: Never!

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Never!

Dr. Forrester:
Exactly! And why is that?

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt:
Dogs don't sweat, that's why.

Dr. Forrester:
Exactly! Because of the dog's pineal gland. Nature's own canine antiperspirant. Now. You take the pineal gland, and you make a serum. You get a dog, it doesn't matter what kind of dog, and you inject that serum into a human subject. In this case,

[Lawrence is about to speak]

Dr. Forrester:
Larry!