Mystery Science Theater 30001988

TV's Frank:
Well, you know, recently I've become a vegetarian, and it's worked out great! Really. You know, the other day, my colon looked up at me and said, "Frank, thank you." I said "No. Thank YOU." But now, what am I going to do with all the meat I have stored in freezers? I figured, "Hey, why not bring the meat back to life?

Dr. Forrester:
That's right. That's why we've invented the meat re-animator. Hook it up, Frank.

TV's Frank:
Clear.

[they shock a chicken that gets up and starts wobbling around]

Dr. Forrester:
It's alive! Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!

TV's Frank:
You know, I thought this would a good idea, but this is one weird mamajama.