Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Shop student:
And you know, I like the feel of a board moving smoothly against a sharp saw.

Mike Nelson:
Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.

Shop student:
I like the smell of fresh woodchips and sawdust.

Tom Servo:
I put them in my underwear.

Shop student:
The bright glare of a welder.

Crow T. Robot:
I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.

Shop student:
The sharp whine of a power tool.

Mike Nelson:
The piercing scream of a freshman.

Shop student:
Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.

Crow T. Robot:
Rat-a-tat-tat - I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress!