Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Mike Nelson:
Pow-wow, the Indian boy, loved all the animals in the west

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
We will, we will, rock you!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
TUSK!

Tom Servo:
So they ran through the briars, and they ran through the brambles, And they ran through the places where a rabbit wouldn't go

Crow:
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves! We heard it from the people of the town!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
TUSK!

Mike Nelson:
High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd, Ladee-yodel-ladee-yodel-la-hee-hoo!

Tom Servo:
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
TUSK!

Crow:
Give it away, give it away, give it away, now! Give it away, give it away, give it away, now!

Mike Nelson:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, You've got a brand new key!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
TUSK!

Tom Servo:
Admiral Halsey notified me, He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep

Crow:
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon!

Mike Nelson:
In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it

Tom Servo:
One night in Bangkok makes a strong man crumble

Crow:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, When I take you out in a surrey

Mike Nelson:
We were merely freshmen!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
Oh, Suzanna, oh don't you cry for me, 'Cause I come from Alabammy with a banjo on my knee!

Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow:
TUSK!