Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Tom Servo:
Hey Suzie, what's the matter?

Crow:
Yeah Suzie, what's wrong?

Mike Nelson:
Oh nothing... I guess...

Tom Servo:
Come on, you can tell us!

Crow:
Yeah!

Mike Nelson:
Gee, I dunno girls... Okay it's like this...

Tom Servo, Crow:
Uh huh?

Mike Nelson:
You know, Steve?

Tom Servo, Crow:
Uh huh!

Mike Nelson:
[singing] Steve's a werewolf but he's my g-uy, he's different from the rest, I don't know why. But my mother and pop, they disapprove, but no one can stop us for it true "luve"

Tom Servo, Crow:
Huh?

Mike Nelson:
[Talking] Well I had to rhyme words

Tom Servo, Crow:
[Muttering in agreement] Sure, sure. Got it. Go ahead.

Mike Nelson:
[singing with Tom and Crow doing Shooby do bops] Where oh werewolf, I've looked everywhere wolf. Where oh where, where is my werewolf?

Mike Nelson:
Listen girls [singing] Late one night we drove in his c-ar, to make out point, it wasn't that far...

Tom Servo:
Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign

Mike Nelson:
Well whose story is this, Carol?

Tom Servo:
Sorry, he he

Mike Nelson:
[singing] The moon was full, he pulled me clo-se, I held his paw and I touched his cold nose

Crow:
That means he's healthy!

Mike Nelson:
But then, his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!

Tom Servo, Crow:
No!

Mike Nelson:
I screamed, too late! We hit a tree, he died

Tom Servo, Crow:
Gee, that's to bad Suzie

Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, Crow:
[Sung in unison] Where oh werewolf, I've looked everywhere wolf, where oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where is my werewolf?