Mystery Science Theater 30001988

Joel:
We'll be right back after this important message. Hey, kids!

Tom Servo, Joel, Crow T. Robot:
[commercial jingle starts] We're Wiiiiild Rebels! Crunchy, fruity rebels! Pouring milk on them is like shooting off a gun!

Joel:
It's Wild Rebels Cereal, the nutritious cereal that's like getting hit in back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!

Tom Servo:
Look! Marshmallow Fattys!

Crow T. Robot:
Sugary Lindas!

Joel:
I got tangy, twangy Banjos!

Tom Servo:
Crunchy oat Rods!

Crow T. Robot:
And Jeeters, too! Die, Jeeter, die!

Magic Voice:
[music stops] Kids? What are you doing in there?

Tom Servo, Joel, Crow T. Robot:
Having a good breakfast, mom.

Tom Servo:
[music starts again] Pour on the milk! One, two! One, two, three, four!

Tom Servo, Joel, Crow T. Robot:
Wiiiild Rebels! Bunchy, crunchy rebels! Don't bust your teeth on something sweet and hard!

Joel:
Wild Rebels Cereal, part of this complete breakfast.

Crow T. Robot:
Hey, there's a cheap surprise inside!

Joel:
I got a gun!

Tom Servo:
I got a sawed-off pool cue with a leather strap!

Crow T. Robot:
I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!

Tom Servo:
All right, let's take it home!

Tom Servo, Joel, Crow T. Robot:
They won't get soft or squishy! Better eat 'em, or you're a sissy! Just pound 'em down, you stupid clown, they're WIIIIILD!

Joel:
Wild Rebels Cereal. Just eat 'em.