NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Officer Ziva David:
Lt. Commander Wilkinson drives a 2002 silver Jetta.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Figures...

Officer Ziva David:
What figures?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Chick car.

Officer Ziva David:
Meaning?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
There are guy cars and there are chick cars. It's a known and irrefutable fact.

Officer Ziva David:
Was it a government study?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
It's just a thing you know, you don't know how you know it, you just do. Sebring, Liberty, Jetta and Bug; whole VW line are all chick. Mustang, Camaro, Escalade, PT Cruiser: all guy. Hummer is very guy, but with adequacy issues, and then there is some that go both ways.

[Officer David steps on the breaks and points at a silver car]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
It's an Accord, not a Jetta. But, case in point, Mini Cooper and Accura follow the same category.

Officer Ziva David:
Uff, you've giving this a lot of thought, it's very sad.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Then there is the Miata, it's a special case: Leans to chick, but can go guy, usually means he's in denial, though. STOP!

Officer Ziva David:
Gladly, if it means I don't have to listen to your automobile gender issues.