NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Still won't stop you hacky types from stealing my numbers from the Matrix. [Swipes his wallet over a device] Look at it, it doesn't work.

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
That's right. You should still be afraid of my kind.

Ziva David:
And apparently 22 year old girls.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
I refuse to be afraid of 22 year old girls. No matter what kind of magical pick pocketing device they're sporting. You know who the real victim is: artistry.

Ziva David:
If someone wants something out of your pants, they should have to use their hands.