NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

     

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

NCIS is an American action police procedural television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which investigates crimes involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. more »


Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
You got me thinking, Kate. Maybe I should improve my diet.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd:
When are you going to start?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
What do you call this?

[referring to a nutrition bar]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd:
Uh, bad things masquerading as something good for you?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
This is a nutrition bar. It says so on the label.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd:
Yeah. Did you read the label? A little... You know one with the ingredients not just the big one with the pretty colors?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Sarcasm is so not healthy, Kate.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd:
Neither is that. Let's see. We've got here, high fructose corn syrup. Basically sugar. Uh, high maltose corn syrup. Another sugar. Sugar. Sugar. Uh, fractionate palm kernel oil. That sounds yummy! And contains less than two percent natural flavor. That would make it ninety eight percent artificial flavor.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
What are you saying?

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