NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs:
So, exactly what happened?

Jason:
Um, well, we were at Paul's birthday party at the, uh, at the pizza place. And uh, me and Lauren took a step outside to, uh, get some fresh air. And she was making fun of me because I watch "Victorious" on Nickelodeon. But Victoria Justice is hot, right? So I said that, she got this crinkly face, and then I said "But not as hot as you." Then, uh, then she smiled. Then I planted one on her. And, uh, then there was tongue.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
About the body, kid.

Jason:
Oh, her - her body was slamming.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs:
The dead body.

Jason:
Uh, yeah. That - that kind of sucked. Because it was my first kiss.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs:
They get better.