NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

NCIS is an American action police procedural television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which investigates crimes involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. more »



Ziva David:
[after shutting off the news on the plasma] Where's McGee?

Anthony DiNozzo:
Maybe he blew away coming to work this morning.

Ziva David:
Or maybe he met someone last night.

Anthony DiNozzo:
That's doubtful. That might be the reason *I* would be late.

Ziva David:
These days, my friend, I'm not so sure.

Anthony DiNozzo:
You've noticed.

Ziva David:
Yes, I am quite aware you hit um 'dry spell' recently.

Anthony DiNozzo:
Like Lawrence of Arabia.

Ziva David:
[chuckles]

Anthony DiNozzo:
You know, maybe it's not a woman. Maybe it's a flat tire. Maybe he stopped for donuts. Perhaps he slipped in the shower and he can't get up.

Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
Bought one of those for my dad. Let's go! USS Borealis scheduled arrival in one hour. Have a murdered officer on board. Where's McGee?

Anthony DiNozzo:
Overslept.

Ziva David:
Doctor visit. [Ziva and Tony look at each other]

Leroy Jethro Gibbs:
Ah ha. [Ziva smacks Tony's arm]

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