NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

NCIS is an American action police procedural television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which investigates crimes involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. more »



[Kate and Tony go undercover at a paternity clinic posing as a trashy couple]

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
You writin' my name, right?

Tony DiNozzo:
What? I just wanna know if it's mine. [to nurse] She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.

Tony DiNozzo:
Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
You slept with my sister!

Tony DiNozzo:
I thought it was you!

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
She weighs 300 pounds!

Tony DiNozzo:
She was wearing your earrings.

Nurse Wells:
That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I'm beggin' you.

Nurse Wells:
There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.

Caitlin "Kate" Todd:
Thank you.

[She flings her gum at Tony as she leaves]

Tony DiNozzo:
I'm sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.

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