NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service

NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

NCIS is an American action police procedural television series, revolving around a fictional team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which investigates crimes involving the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. more »



Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
[entering the bullpen] Ziva?

Officer Ziva David:
Shh!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
That's a movie. Not just any movie. That's "Double Indemnity."

Officer Ziva David:
Tony, your power of observation is unearthly. Now leave me alone. This is the best part.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Not going to get between a chick and her flick. How do you know it's the best part?

Officer Ziva David:
Because it is the third time I have seen it.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
You don't even watch movies.

Officer Ziva David:
This is not a movie. It's a classic *film*.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Yeah, I know that. You don't know that.

[Ziva holds up a pamphlet]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Film studies? Wow. I really appreciate that, Ziva. Really, I do.

Officer Ziva David:
I am taking it because it is the best way to pick up American colloquialism, like "bug off."

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
You should watch "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

Officer Ziva David:
I saw it last week. Sean Penn is a genius. Phoebe Cates is a babe. Now... do you mind?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
I can get you a list...

Officer Ziva David:
I have a list! Bye.

[McGee enters, holding an exaggeratedly large coffee mug]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Oh. Morning, Probie Pan. Where'd you pick that up? Neverland?

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Uh, no. Pottery Den. Fifty percent off. Got six of them for ten dollars.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
That's pretty big, don't you think?

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Well, I don't like getting refills ten times a day.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Well, but I mean, that's a little...

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
A little what?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
[laughing to himself] Seuss-ical?

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Leave. I'm enjoying my moment.

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