NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service2003

[the M.E. van pulls up, its windshield splattered with eggs]

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard:
Sorry we're late, only we had a run-in with some local youths.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs:
Yeah, I can see that, Doctor.

Special Agent Timothy McGee:
Did you get a good look at them?

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard:
Oh, we did better than that. Release the captives, Mr. Palmer!

[Palmer opens the van, letting out two teenagers in ninja outfits]

Ninja #1:
Where are we?

Ninja #2:
Are we in trouble?

Ninja #1:
We said we were sorry!

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard:
[handing them Windex and paper towels] Right... clean it!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo:
Nice work, Palmer.

Jimmy Palmer:
Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them for three blocks.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard:
Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were *real* ninjas.