Nash Bridges1996

Insp. Nash Bridges:
Hello, gentlemen. I'm back and welcoem to the show. [as Eldon and Big Tiny as sat at the table]

Big Tiny:
What show?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
It's a game called: I'm Smarter Than He Is.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Um, and how do we play our game, Nash?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
I'm glad you asked that, Joe, it's a game of skill and knowledge. I'm going to ask a series of questions...

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
Questions? What questions?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
I'm glad you asked that. The categories are: Binx, Frankie, Bail and Potpourri.

Insp. Joe Dominguez:
And what lovely prizes do we have?

Insp. Nash Bridges:
Well, our lucky first-place contestant gets a full pardon for his willing participation. But our loser won't go away empty-handed either, no sir-ree-Bob; he'll hang like wall paper for the rest of his natural life in San Quentin.