Nathan Barley2005

Nathan Barley:
[narating for his online video blog] This is the Promo party for the launch of Sugar Ape's "Vice Issue". "The Bat" was down here for b*obs, tubes and pubes. This is Nathan Barley for "Trashbat". [introduces] Ned Smanks, Rufus Onslatt: Sugar Ape Crew! So what's the f***in' contact?

Rufus Onslatt:
Well right yeah. Well the idea, yeah, was to make it look like these models are being molested in a magazine office.

Ned Smanks:
When actually that's not what was *really* happening.

Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah, only coz' they were all in on it, yeah, it isn't.

Ned Smanks:
'Cept coz' we were actually f***ing them, it *kind* of is.

Nathan Barley:
Yeah, yeah, I touched two of 'em. [laughs moronically]