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Jess:
Nick kissed me!

Cece:
What!

Jess:
I've got to tell Sam. I can't tell Sam! I didn't even do anything wrong! Nick kissed *me*; I didn't even kiss him back! Okay, fine! I kissed him back! Is that what you want me to say?

Cece:
I literally haven't said a word for, like, over an hour.

Jess:
And now he won't even talk to me! 'Cause I saw him this morning and he just panicked moon-walked away from me.

Cece:
He what?

Jess:
He does that sometimes. And then... Ha! Nick just... He just... He just...

Cece:
Kisses you.

Jess:
Stupid Nick Miller!

Cece:
How was it? Was it...?

Jess:
I was like Scarlett O'Hara in my freaking curtain dress.

Cece:
Yeah, but *how* did he do it?

Jess:
He just, like, grabbed me. And he just took me. I mean, he was a man and I was a woman. It was firm, but tender.

Cece:
Damn.

Jess:
Yeah I saw through space and time for a minute but that's not the point!