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Schmidt:
I'm in way over my head, Nick. I'm doing something terrible.

Nick Miller:
Well, what is it, man?

Schmidt:
You're gonna get mad at me.

Nick Miller:
I'm your best friend. I was there for you when you fell off the deck at Chester's graduation and I'm here for you now. There's nothing you could say that I'd get mad at.

Schmidt:
Okay, I can do this. [laughs uncomfortably] Do you know I broke up with Elizabeth so that I could start dating CeCe again?

Nick Miller:
Absolutely, and it was really hard for you.

Schmidt:
Yeah, that actually never happened.

Nick Miller:
What do you mean?

Schmidt:
I'm still dating Elizabeth.

Nick Miller:
[confused] What do you mean?

Schmidt:
I'm dating both of them, and neither one of them knows it, and I feel terrible about it.

Nick Miller:
But Elizabeth is gone. [Schmidt shakes his head] What do you mean?

Schmidt:
She's not gone.

Nick Miller:
So you broke up with CeCe...

Schmidt:
I didn't break up with either one of them.

Nick Miller:
[with a horrified expression] What do you mean?

Schmidt:
You process this however you need to process it. If you want to keep talking it out...