New Tricks2003

[first lines]

Gerry Standing:
Oh, well played, Junior. Now give it, give it and go. No, right wing, right wing! Go, go go! [Ball is kicked into Junior' leg, and he falls] Uh! You all right son? Gerry?

Gerry Junior:
I'm okay, Grandad.

Gerry Standing:
You sure? Good boy, you're playing well. Keep it up.

Father of Opposing Team Player:
Come on, son! Go in hard! The way we spoke about!

Gerry Standing:
[mutters] Berk.

Brian Lane:
He's a good little player, your grandson.

Gerry Standing:
Oh, well played, well played! Ah, nice, very nice! Gets it from his mum.

Brian Lane:
Yeah?

Gerry Standing:
She was the best player in her school.

Brian Lane:
Get away.

Gerry Standing:
Yeah, my Paula. Not many. Had trials with West Ham Ladies.

Brian Lane:
West Ham?

Gerry Standing:
Yeah, they trained two or three times a week.