NewsRadio1995

Jimmy:
Today's the big day. Are you stoked?

Dave:
I suppose so, sir. And you?

Jimmy:
Me, I'm miserable. Deciding the yearly bonuses is pure hell.

Dave:
How so?

Jimmy:
Well, you take a human being and assign a dollar value to his head. It's the devil's work, Dave. It's bad hoodoo.

Dave:
I can imagine.

Jimmy:
Deciding the annual bonuses used to be the hardest part of my job.

Dave:
What changed it?

Jimmy:
I made it the hardest part of your job.

Dave:
Since when?

Jimmy:
Since right now.

Dave:
Oh, thank you, sir.