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Lisa:
Alright, I did not ask for the stupid award.

Beth:
If I were you I'd be upset too. I mean you? Cute? Come on.

Lisa:
Well, I'm not entirely uncute. I... I... why are you being nasty about this?

Beth:
I'm not being nasty. You're pretty. You're very pretty in fact. But cute? I don't think so.

Lisa:
Well I wasn't aware there was a difference.

Beth:
Well of course there's a difference. Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or hyperactive - like me.

Lisa:
Uh huh. What is beautiful?

Beth:
Beautiful means pretty and tall.

Lisa:
Gorgeous?

Beth:
Pretty with great hair.

Lisa:
Striking?

Beth:
Pretty with a big nose.

Lisa:
OK, you're making this up.

Beth:
That's ridiculous, why would I make it up?

Lisa:
Voluptuous?

Beth:
Pretty and fat.

Lisa:
Sexy?

Beth:
Pretty and easy.

Lisa:
Exotic?

Beth:
Ugly