NewsRadio1995

Joe Garrelli:
Mr. James's case is in the bag, because I know something the other side doesn't.

Dave Nelson:
What's that?

Joe Garrelli:
That all federal judges are members of an obscure sect of the Freemasons.

Jimmy James:
Wait a minute. You're telling me that our entire case is based on all judges being Masons?

Joe Garrelli:
There' more to it than that. There is a secret word that, when uttered, forces the judge to rule in your favor, then go to a secret location to paddle themselves in a secret ceremony.

Dave Nelson:
What is it?

Joe Garrelli:
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Dave Nelson:
All right, but it better be good.