NewsRadio1995

Beth:
Say, Bill, where's your manly man?

Joe:
Gentlemen's gentlemen.

Bill:
Cadbury's gone.

Joe:
If I was that dude, I would have quit a long time ago.

Bill:
Oh, he didn't quit.

Beth:
You fired him already?

Bill:
No. Cadbury got up early this morning and left, and stole my wallet, my credit cards, my TV, my stereo, by fridge and most of my furniture.

Beth:
Did you call the police?

Bill:
Yes, and I explained the whole story.

Joe:
What did they say?

Bill:
I believe their exact words were, "what kind of jackass hires a discount butler from a classified ad in the local Pennysaver?" Then I became verbally abusive and they hung up on me.