Night Court

Night Court1984

Night Court is an American television situation comedy that aired on NBC from January 4, 1984, to May 31, 1992. The setting was the night shift of a Manhattan municipal court, Criminal Court Part 2, presided over by a young, unorthodox judge, Harold… more »



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Court Clerk Lana Wagner:
The judge will be here any minute. Are you finished painting?

Painter:
[staring out the window] Yeah.

Court Clerk Lana Wagner:
Well, then, what are you doing?

Painter:
I'm watching the naked couple in the building across the alley; they're fooling around.

Court Clerk Lana Wagner:
That's depraved.

Painter:
Too soon to tell.

Court Clerk Lana Wagner:
I meant you. How would you like somebody watching you and your wife doing that?

Painter:
My wife won't do that.

Court Clerk Lana Wagner:
Out!

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