Night Court1984

Dan Fielding:
Where the hell is Harry? He's over a minute late!

Roz Russell:
What's wrong, Dan? Your date getting paid by the hour?

Dan Fielding:
No. It just so happens that the assistant D.A.'s have a pool going this month to see who gets the most convictions.

Christine Sullivan:
By total volume, or percentage?

Dan Fielding:
Raw tonnage.

Christine Sullivan:
What?

Dan Fielding:
Yeah, every defendant's weight is right here on the rap sheet. Whoever convicts the most flesh by midnight wins two thousand dollars.

Mac Robinson:
Talk about living off the fat of the land.