Night Court1984

Phil Sanders:
[Bursts into Dan's room] Dan! I...

Dan Fielding:
Oh, Phil, spit it out.

Phil Sanders:
[Kneels bedside Dan's bed] Dan, uh... [starts sobbing on Dan's arm]

Dan Fielding:
I didn't mean that literally.

Phil Sanders:
I'm so happy that you're okay.

Judge Harry T. Stone:
You know, Dan, you owe quite a debt to Phil.

Dan Fielding:
What are you talking about?

Judge Harry T. Stone:
You needed a transfusion and none of us matched your type, so...

Dan Fielding:
Oh, no!

Phil Sanders:
I'm coursing through your veins even as we speak, Dan.

Dan Fielding:
Oh, my God!

Phil Sanders:
It's beautiful, isn't it? I am you. You are me.

Dan Fielding:
Yeah, now we both got hookworm! I want you and your green, furry teeth outta here!

Phil Sanders:
[Turns to Harry] He's gonna be just fine. [leaves the room]

Dan Fielding:
Ah, I can feel the Sterno pumping through my veins.