Night Court1984

Judge Robert Willard:
On July 12th of this year, didn't the defendant, claiming quote, "This courtroom ain't big enough for the two of us," unquote, squirt you in the face with a water pistol in open court?

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
That date again?

Judge Robert Willard:
Just answer the question.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Well yes he did, but it was an accident. He was aiming for my briefcase. [Judge Landis laughs]

Judge Martin A. Landis:
[Dan laughs. Then the judge orders-] Shut up.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Right.