Night Court1984

[while Mr. Koenig is waiting outside Harry's apartment, an explosion is heard inside. Harry comes out, his face black with soot, and coughs out a cloud of smoke]

Harry Stone:
[polite] Yes?

Mr. Koenig:
I want you and your exploding yak hair out of that apartment now, or I'm calling the cops!

Harry Stone:
Mr. Koenig, I've paid you two months rent, and a substantial security deposit, so if you want me out that'll be three months of eviction proceedings, during which time you're not gonna see a penny of rent, and when it finally goes to trial, I'm gonna testify under oath that you and I have been involved in a torrid love affair.

[He leans forward and pecks Mr. Koenig on the nose, takes his package from Koenig's stunned hand, and exits into his apartment]