Night Court

Night Court1984

Night Court is an American television situation comedy that aired on NBC from January 4, 1984, to May 31, 1992. The setting was the night shift of a Manhattan municipal court, Criminal Court Part 2, presided over by a young, unorthodox judge, Harold… more »



[swearing in a group of new citizens]

Judge Harry Stone:
You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...

[confused murmur]

Judge Harry Stone:
Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?

[more confused murmuring]

Judge Harry Stone:
Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!

Clinton:
I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's *kidding*?

Roz:
It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.

Vega:
God, he's good!

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