Night Court1984

Florence Kleiner:
Your Honor, I found a medical book. There's a chapter on emergency childbirth.

Harry Stone:
That's great! Make four copies of that and get them to everybody.

Florence Kleiner:
[turns away] I'll get right on it.

Harry Stone:
Flo!

Florence Kleiner:
What?

Harry Stone:
What's the first thing it says to do?

Florence Kleiner:
[reads] Uh, "keep the mother from panicking."

[while his wife is in labor on the courtroom floor, Stanley lets out a howl of sheer panic, then his eyes roll up and he faints dead away beside her]

Florence Kleiner:
God, let's hope they're all that considerate.