Night Court1984

Judge Harry T. Stone:
[Speaking of Bull's replacement for two weeks] Her name is Ursula something.

Dan Fielding:
Ursula? We're getting a bailiff named Ursula?

Judge Harry T. Stone:
That's what they tell me.

Dan Fielding:
Yee. I picture high Scandinavian cheek bones... Stern, yet yielding blue eyes, a mane of blond hair. Kinda girl you wanna get naked with and roll around in front of a fire place.

Ursula Schmiendorf:
[Old, short woman walks into Harry's office] Judge Stone, I'm Ursula.

Dan Fielding:
[Notices Ursula, jumps. and screams] Aaaah!

Ursula Schmiendorf:
What's with him?

Judge Harry T. Stone:
Reality cramps.

Ursula Schmiendorf:
Tell me about it.

Judge Harry T. Stone:
So, uh, you're Ursula...

Ursula Schmiendorf:
Schmiendorf.

Judge Harry T. Stone:
Schmiendorf. That's German, isn't it?

Dan Fielding:
Yeah, it means bad sausage.