Night Court1984

Dr. Judith Malloy:
Excuse me, Mr. Fielding. [Speaks into microphone] Okay, I'm ready. You can send in the next couple.

Dan Fielding:
So tell me, Doc. What are you trying to do with these gauges and meters and stuff?

Dr. Judith Malloy:
We are trying to isolate the trigger mechanisms that stimulate human sexual arousal.

Dan Fielding:
Couple of pina coladas and my hormones will be wearing party hats, babe.

Dr. Judith Malloy:
Mr. Fielding, these experiments are of a serious and professional nature.

Dan Fielding:
Well, Dr. Malloy, I'll have you know that I have logged thousands of hours of field experience covering the entire range of tacto-physiokinetic responses in relation to... Whoa! Here are the naked people.

Dr. Judith Malloy:
We call them subjects.

Dan Fielding:
[Grabs microphone] Let the games begin!