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Night Court is an American television situation comedy that aired on NBC from January 4, 1984, to May 31, 1992. The setting was the night shift of a Manhattan municipal court, Criminal Court Part 2, presided over by a young, unorthodox judge, Harold… more »


Dan Fielding:
[Dan found out that the two weeks he spent abstaining from sex as part of a sperm donor program was unnecessary] I haven't had sex in two weeks. [He begins looking obsessively around the cafeteria]

Roz Russell:
Run for your lives girls! [All females flee the cafeteria. Dan still looks around obsessively]

Harry Stone:
Better safe than sorry guys! [All males flee]

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