Night Court1984

Alice Beeker:
Interested in becoming a donor?

Dan Fielding:
No, my motto is "Love the one you're with unless it's a jar."

Alice Beeker:
Are you sure?

Dan Fielding:
Lady, why would anyone degrade themselves like that?

Alice Beeker:
For a hundred bucks a throw. Two or three times a week.

Dan Fielding:
[Calculates in his head] That's twelve hundred a month. I could defile myself into a Porsche by the end of the year.

Alice Beeker:
Zoom, zoom, zoom.